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Monday, September 28, 2009

My band is a male... definitely!

I was slapped by him... I have to admit, I provoked him, not in a bad way but like any woman I had to test my limits on how far I could go, stepped out of line only for a little bit and he let me know immediately that I better respect him or else... I did not expect such a harsh reaction just for eating my tuna salad a litte faster than instructed... After all I was not chewing on a Big Mac or was intentionally disrespecting him... but he did not care... He gave me a cold full-force reaction, definitely not the kind of reaction you would expect from a woman, only men can react so cold and heartless when provoked.

I do not know yet how it will make me feel knowing that I have a male living inside of me but I hope for the best... one thing I know for sure... it is going to be a challenging relationship.

With this guy crying or reasoning will not work, there is nothing I can do to make him give in, all my tricks will not work, I will never be able to wrap him around my finger... no matter how hard I try.

From an emotional point of view this is rather a sad and depressing outlook and not the kind of start you expect from a life-long love affair.

This is the reason why it is pretty easy, almost common sense, to call him Your Highness. I do not think that he will accept anything less but my highest respect and devotion to his will. I have no choice but to let him rule over me and to trust in his abilities.

I sure hope that he will be loyal to me, treats me good, looks out for my interests, puts smiles on my face, butterflies in my stomach and makes me feel really good... and most of all never provokes me so bad that I have no choice but to drown him in fatty-high-calorie-ice-cream-shakes!


  1. Be careful lots of men have a tendency to sit on their ass, eat chips in front of the TV and grow a beer belly...I am pretty sure you don't want that.

  2. Great post. It is great you are getting message from him already!

  3. I love it! Your Highness what a great name!

    I have no idea what I am going to name mine....just been giving it alot of thought

  4. @Caro Definitely NOT! But I do not think Your Highness is that kind of a man. He has to be different... otherwise my body would have rejected him already... He must be health-freak, very career-oriented and enjoys being a workaholic... believe me... otherwise he is inside of the wrong body. Will let you know as soon as I hear from him again.

  5. Great blog, it really made me smile! Yeah for Septmeber bandsters!

  6. I love this post. Love the fact that its a male. LOL good humor

  7. Love it!! I need to find a name for mine since we are getting sewn together on Friday!

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